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Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (2920)

On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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'first' is not a comment and has nothing to do with the fml. it's not that impressive either

#8 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:16am by Rememberme1105

See in context

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How do you think the Naked Cowboy makes so much money?

If you're paid on commission, it's your lucky day.

#9 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:17am by musicismylife7

See in context

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