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Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (3885)

On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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'first' is not a comment and has nothing to do with the fml. it's not that impressive either

#8 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:16am by Rememberme1105

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Well done, OP, well done. This is why tights were invented, despite the fact that they're horrible to wear, they do at least cover you up in unfortunate incidents like this. But still, sucks all the same, I guess.

#10 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:18am by Cinn

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