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Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 5:52pm - work - by Crunchy (woman) - United States (California)

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That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

#3 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:42pm by balor

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And how long did it take you to notice a mole on the interviewer's neck? And why would you shout? Civilized people don't shout during interviews.

#10 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:51pm by turtlebots

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