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Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 5:52pm - work - by Crunchy (woman) - United States (California)

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That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

#3 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:42pm by balor

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You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:41pm by asxp10

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