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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

#11 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:13pm by fixxxers01

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o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

#1 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:08pm by kalopadi

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