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Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (3125)

On 06/08/2010 at 3:11am - work - by Myzyri (man) - United States (Illinois)

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you can sue. they cant just fire you for no reason.

#5 - On 06/08/2010 at 10:07am by xx_jopo_xx

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In a "right to work" state you can be fired for any reason; however, you draw unemployment if there was no cause. Since they apparently had no real reason, and that's why we have unemployment insurance, apply while you look for a new job.

#22 - On 06/08/2010 at 10:15am by geordieboysgirl

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