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Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7597) - you deserved it (51216)

On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

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You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

#16 - On 05/10/2010 at 7:18am by lettertjes

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Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.

#8 - On 05/10/2010 at 6:42am by dessaye

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