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Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.
Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015