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Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6496) - you deserved it (47329)

On 05/10/2010 at 1:28am - work - by drewig - United States (California)

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You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.

#16 - On 05/10/2010 at 7:18am by lettertjes

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what does that have to do with your crappy driving?

#1 - On 05/10/2010 at 6:36am by BlaiseTheCraze

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