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Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10101) - you deserved it (86803)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:52pm - work - by TheBRADLeyB (man) - United States (Illinois)

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thats what you get for not just pulling over and accepting the ONE ticket you wouldve got

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:20pm by castnerinho

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Real life doesn't work like the movies.

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:22pm by JBiz

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