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By Anonymous - 05/05/2016 19:12 - United States - Macon
Today, I made it through airport security early and decided to take a dump for the first time in a few days. I was letting it rip until halfway through when I heard a woman's voice talking to her children. Suddenly, all of the sanitary napkin signs made sense. I got death stares on the way out. FML