Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

by pgmonster / 05/21/2015 at 6:48am / United States (California) / Transportation

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  • It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

    #3 - On 05/21/2015 at 11:34am by walkingspastic

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  • He should have knocked on wood.

    #7 - On 05/21/2015 at 11:36am by bethyc4

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