Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
by pgmonster / 05/21/2015 at 6:48am / United States (California) / Transportation
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It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!
#3 - On 05/21/2015 at 11:34am by walkingspastic
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He should have knocked on wood.
#7 - On 05/21/2015 at 11:36am by bethyc4
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