Travel, Airplanes and Transportation: First time?

First time?

By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By MLeguillon - 01/09/2014 04:34 - United States - Imperial

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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Have a nice trip!

By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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thehoneybadger 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:17

That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.

smexehXredhead0 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:30

Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!

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MilkShakez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:13

atleats your seat buddoes are not fat

MilkShakez 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:17

That was a typing fail, my bad :(

pertained 12

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:28

lol, Atleast they didn't Chunder literally everywhar

herrobear 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:33

On the bright side, if he throws up any more than he already has, he'll probably die before hour one...oh wait

miraggg 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:27

at least it wasnt projectile vomit all over your lap

zendaddy0 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:49

in what circumstance would that not be a problem!?!?!?!?

ThanksKarma 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:16

That smell must be awful.

torio123 27

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:49

oh I suck at flying. I spew pretty much every 10 minutes. I always feel sorry for teh people sitting next to me :D

iSitt 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:43

don't worry, he'll soon be out of ammo

jassi101 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:54

Lol...

Jimmyd0t 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:16

wtf -_- I feel your pain OP, fyl

redneck0328 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:16

you gonna eat that hot dog?

thehoneybadger 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:17

That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.

obnum 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:37

agreed

Alysin 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:57

sounds like zombies, ....time to ready the chainsaw!

deefan101 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:02

yes totally agreed! 

kyanisaurus 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:21

butt plug?

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:25

I've never seen anyone use one of those, and I fly a lot!

shybear15 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:19

haha... I love your pic

eminemchick 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:12

agreed, ur pic is win:D

Cheylea 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:25

Eww I feel your pain...

SirBedevere 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:26

Why not give him the good ole American sue?

SirBedevere 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:28

Why not*

demonspeed 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:54

I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a jab at Americans but if so I'll sue you buddy! no really wtf are you trying to say?

smexehXredhead0 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:30

Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!

kendallhi 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:29

haha I love your pic

Saltime 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:32

When they run out of sick bags, are you going to lend him your hat?

Iamnotmyself 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:38

Something tells me he will have already used his hat. considering that he would be constantly puking and will eventually puke up his intestines which would most likely make OP puke or faint of shock, which in both cases there would be no use for a hat for the very ill passenger. Unless you can use the hat for the previous stated intestine problem.