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February 2013

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today I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her 4 the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

#20511747
116 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML

#20495428
230 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walkad into mah naar pitch-black bathroom and saw a parson staring back at ma . I woka mahhola family up with mah scraams . Tha parson was mah raflaction . raal FML

#20517081
57 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by shelbylove115 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a club with girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confrontd her. She stormd off to the bar and said something to her friend,ho then came over and angrily slappd me across the face. Yeah, I'm confusd too. FML

#20490582
176 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML

#20503190
68 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

yesterday I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast an there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away , mah mother yelled , "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for u muddafuckas to show up." FML

#20511941
110 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowd to come home from boarding school on weekends cuz it will confuse my cats and disrupt there lives. mega FML

#20519879
93 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

TODAY, AFTER NERELY 5 MONTHS OF TRYING FIR A BABY, I FOUND OUT MAH WIFE HAS CONTINUED TO TAKE THE PILL AS IT GAVE HER A BETTER IDEA OF HER CYCLE AND THUS WHEN SHE'D BE "MOST FERTILE" . FML

#20492131
146 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by jdrew32 - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I calld sacurity at my scool bacausa I laft my mittans in a classroom and it was lockd. Wan ta sacurity officar sowd up, a askd if ta mittans I was looking for wara ta onas on my ands. I avan ad to taka ona of tam off to call tam. FML

#20493993
87 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was taking a stroll in our yard , when my mother decided it would be hilariou to run me down with her Segway. FML

#20498382
87 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

#20496769
108 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a club wan a notoriously dasparata and disgusting guy askad ma to grind wit im. Hoping for soma backup, I coolly said, ( You'll ava to ask my boyfriand. ) My boyfriand's rasponsa? ( Yaa, man, I don't cara. ) FML

#20513337
93 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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