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December 2012

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Yesterday, I woke up looool to fine my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46713) - you deserved it (9673)

On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML

#20434472
175 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

yesterday my boyfriend proposd to me with the prettiest... most simple ring I have ever seen. I calld my sister to tell her the good news... and her response was... ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML

#20432536
148 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML

#20427916
179 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today hile buying paint I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told mehat a nice young lady I was. Then her boss cummed over screamed at her fir being lazy and fred her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
190 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on mah left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited 4 me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

#20427625
211 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Sat On Ma Own Testiclesile Aving A Serious An Tenderly Sweet Discussion Wit Ma Fiancée About Our Future Togeter. We Were Bot Crying, But For Very Different Reasons. Real FML

#20433657
71 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggerd an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
90 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, wile going on a jog troug te countryside, I discovered tat it is actually possible outside of crappy TV sows to ave a rifle leveled at you, and to be souted at to, "Get off my land." mega FML

#20432522
169 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by fuckinghicks (man) - United States

Today, I Trid To Be Cute By Sitting On Top Of Boyfriend's Belly . While Getting On Top, I Accidentally Kned Him In His Nuts . In Pain, He Joltd His Head Up And Endd Up Banging His Head Against Mine . Now I Have A Black Eye And He Can't Walk Without Waddling . FML

#20431454
118 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY... I WENT TO BED WITH A BRA ON. I WOKE UP WITH NO BRA ON. MY BROTHER HAD A FRIEND SLEEP OVER LAST NIGHT. I WONDER WHERE MAH BRA WENT. FML

#20434205
165 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I have been looool for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

yesterday ma skydiving instructor casually remarked tat e looool wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to ma back teole way down. FML

#20434488
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36432) - you deserved it (3247)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)



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