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Taday my trunk froze shut with my Christma present inside . Since it was still shut, I went to the store . When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open . All of my gifts were gone . FML

#20426934
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I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (4651)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happend to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. mega FML

#20433319
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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, A STRANGER WAS KIND ENOUGH TO PLOW MAH DRIVEWAY DURING A BLIZZARD. HOWEVER, THEY WERE NOT KIND ENOUGH TO LEAVE THERE NUMBER AFTER PLOWING THE FRONT END OF MAH CAR. BIG FAT FML

#20431369
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On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States



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