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November 2012

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Today, ma mom cummed ome drunk and yelled at me 4 20 minutes 4 not feeding te cat. We don't ave a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed mah eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't knowhat's worse, dancing with a box, or opening mah eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
84 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, yet again, mah boss whined to me lyk a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

#20165849
107 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

Today, I askd mah manager if wereing makeup was a requrement 4 the job !! She told me, "Not if your naturally pretty.!! !! So 4 you, yes" !! real FML

#20166313
119 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill . It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them . She's in her teens . FML

#20167023
234 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 5:31pm - kids - by susan (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convincd I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer... he pointed at me and screamed... ( I will burn u alive and enjoy it! ) All of mah info including mah address was still on the computer screen. FML

#20161493
91 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by sarahcurtis213 - United States

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress mah 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in mah lap in a frilly dress, an as I was placing a very pink an lacy bow on his head, mah mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now think I'm mentally unstable an should be in therapy. FML

Today... I caught teenage daughter smoking... and trid calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad 4 her health. She replid with... ( It doesn't harm u if your under 20. ) FML

#20174862
180 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggestd a game where we puttd our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation did out, and fereful of having an awkward silence, I checkd my phone. FML

#20160706
137 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked into ma ouse wit ma friend, only to discover ma usband alf-naked and yelling at te TV screen over a soccer game. By alf-naked, I mean e was only wereing a srt. FML

#20169569
122 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML

#20175516
58 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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