Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed my knee into my hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 4:06pm - health - by Skyra (woman) - Portugal (Setubal)
Today, I asked a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slipped out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss and get your dumb arse suspended". FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
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Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my company announced a new name. They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them. They've not announced raises in over 3 years. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:17am - work - by glens - United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States
Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
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Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:09pm - animals - by tickdog - United States (Texas)
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)
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