FML : School, Your everyday life stories

Do Not Pass Go

Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML

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By Rex - / Saturday 16 September 2017 16:15 / United States - Camden

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By Jules - / Friday 15 September 2017 17:00 /

Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML

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By "schober60" - / Friday 15 September 2017 07:00 / United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By Flattie - / Thursday 14 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, at my school, we finally had the party we worked on for the past week. I was tasked to make decorations and props for a photo booth. I made sure everything was perfect, and I even stayed up until 1 am working on the props. Not a single person used it. FML

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By PartyPooped - / Monday 11 September 2017 13:00 /

World

Poland

Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

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By footballist - / Friday 8 September 2017 23:15 / Poland - Polska

Today, my family thought it would be fun to replace my iPad with a better one while I slept. I had a project on there that I had been working on since the first day of school. They already wiped the old one. FML

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Hey, op here. So all of you are saying that I should back up my iPads. I do back it up. It automatically backs up every 3 weeks. But when I posted this, school had been in session for 2 weeks. It backed up right before school started. I was able to get most of my other stuff back but just not the project.

By IPad Loser - / Friday 8 September 2017 10:41 /

Face, meet palm.

Today, the week-long debate in my Senior Composition class reached a new height. A student brought in a special map and a globe to "prove" that the Earth is flat. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 September 2017 13:00 /

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

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By Chaosfigure - / Sunday 3 September 2017 13:00 /

Today, I got to go to the water park with my class. I jumped over the rails that maintain lines because there was nobody around and managed to break a toe. Hello, 7+ hours of roasting in the sun, watching 500 other kids have a great time. FML

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Wow-my 1st submission got posted! This was my classes senior year trip, and my mother was chaperoning... We didn't know the toe was broken until I got home, but the day was less exciting than I hoped it would be.

By toeman - / Friday 1 September 2017 02:35 / United States - Sonoma