Love: Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with...

By Anonymous - 25/05/2018 01:30

Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with me purely because she enjoys arguing and seeing me flustered. Don't marry a lawyer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 22:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By yarhyun1 - 19/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

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Fight clubbed

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML

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The main antagonist

By Anonymous - 24/07/2023 06:00

Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML

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By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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Fight club

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my new wife kept taunting and goading my ex into a fight. Now, instead of an amicable co-parenting situation, I have multiple court dates and a child support order. My wife won’t apologize and my ex doesn’t want her around the kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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By crapedup - 10/10/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 16 May 2018 1:30

Or a vegan. Or a religious nut. Or a YouTube/Social Media user. Or a woman. Or a man. Or anyone, really. And if anyone reading this tries to argue with me, know that my rebuttal is always delivered by my fists.

engineerosaurus 26

Friday 25 May 2018 1:51

Think this is less about “lawyer” and more about “psychopath”.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 15 May 2018 19:57

I think it's time to reconsider this marriage. It's it were playful arguing, that's one thing, but it doesn't sound like that based on what I'm reading.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 16 May 2018 1:30

engineerosaurus 26

Friday 25 May 2018 1:51

Think this is less about “lawyer” and more about “psychopath”.

acmariner99 25

Friday 25 May 2018 2:13

Is there a difference?

Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 26 May 2018 8:19

Hardly a psychopath....

acmariner99 25

Friday 25 May 2018 2:12

I would argue that constitutes abuse

MrCT 22

Friday 25 May 2018 2:12

Introduce her to your Lawyer....

tranced_ 45

Friday 25 May 2018 3:00

Who knows, they might hit it off !

tranced_ 45

Friday 25 May 2018 2:12

Lawyers these days are so full of attitude and overconfidence!! It's ridiculous! Like the news I read abt this lawyer who threatened to deport the workers out of America who didn't speak to him in English.. That shows how unsatisfied they really are from their lives and it's a disgrace to the profession.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 25 May 2018 2:33

Divorce attorney I choose you!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 May 2018 2:44

I was with a woman who would pick fights with me because when I get angry, apparently my nostrils flare, and she thought that was sexy.

kirby1964 20

Friday 25 May 2018 3:18

It take two to have a fight. Next time she starts something, just say the topic is not one your interested in, or agree with her, you say you understand her point of view. See what happens.