Today, my boyfriend of five years and the love of my life left...

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By Wanda - 19/02/2018 09:33

Today, my boyfriend of five years and the love of my life left me and got engaged to someone else. The worst part? He didn't tell me. I found out. FML

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Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:20

Tell her ASAP. She should know about this crap before she gets married to him.

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Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:20

Tell her ASAP. She should know about this crap before she gets married to him.

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