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Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

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did you write him a ticket?

#1 - On 04/10/2010 at 6:12am by luck003

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i hate how some cops are hipocrites

#3 - On 04/10/2010 at 6:13am by srunano

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