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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12693) - you deserved it (84775)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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