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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13666) - you deserved it (91220)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding.

Totally deserved.

#38 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:39am by Seegtease

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#24: College is the time to get a better education. Yeah, you can have fun but that is not its main purpose. Also, where's the logic in paying a lot of money just for your kid to basically bullshit their way through?
I can guess that the reason why the mother won't pay for the college anymore is because she isn't paying all that money for her child to get pissy drunk and think that the KGB is coming after them. If you want college to be a party then pay for it your own damn self, which apparently he/she will do.
This story is hilarious though. I'm surprised your mother didn't just laugh at you. There got to be other things that lead up to this...are your grades any good? Do you do this often? If not then we can say that she overreacted. If yes, well, better start collecting cans :P

#39 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:08am by C

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