Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

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  • For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding.

    Totally deserved.

    #38 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:39am by Seegtease

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  • Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

    #2 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:53pm by Kisharu

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