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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19285) - you deserved it (120931)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding.

Totally deserved.

#38 - On 02/21/2009 at 4:39am by Seegtease

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Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:53pm by Kisharu

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