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Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom

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dude your dog could've been killed.

#10 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:29pm by hedgerow

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Your mom is an idiot. Whether or not you deserved losing your money, the puppy doesn't deserve having all those plastic shards tearing through his system.

#24 - On 03/10/2010 at 5:43pm by alkanechain

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