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Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20460) - you deserved it (4326)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you need to boot his ass to the curb,there comes a time when it's not ok to let family mooch off of you YDI for putting up with his loser ass all this time.

#4 - On 03/09/2010 at 3:23am by bella_coza

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I don't understand how your brother used all your gas but forgot to move your car? did he sit in the one spot with the car engine running?

#45 - On 03/09/2010 at 8:06am by aussie_sheila

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