Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
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bella_coza 0
you need to boot his ass to the curb,there comes a time when it's not ok to let family mooch off of you YDI for putting up with his loser ass all this time.
aussie_sheila 0
I don't understand how your brother used all your gas but forgot to move your car? did he sit in the one spot with the car engine running?
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Comments (72)
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool with no gas!
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that snickers while doodling!
I_am_Oblivious 0
Why are you so mean Snickerdoodles? Let the guy comment as he wishes. Let him look like the fool online.
andruha1123 5
snickerdoodles hey there ;)
redgame_ftw 0
well time 4 some1 2 go get a job
danman91 0
#10 you got issues. go get checked out.
YourEvilHero 12
u dirty *****
Fedor_is_KING 0
I seriously can't stop laughing at blues comments now. At first they were mildly amusing, now I find myself searching for them for some LULz.
Pball11 0
Haha sounds like my uncle
Philosophic 0
Snickerdoodles, you need to go get ****** - hard. Can't stand your lesbian comments anymore, and nobody likes you. Your ******* dog won't even look at you. Go let your dad **** you in your tight asshole, and give your uncle sloppy seconds. Ho.
dothedew4ever 4
snickerdoodles =
Philosophic 0
Snickers, you change your pictures very often... Just saying.
angelkissezxox 3
wow bickerdoodles. just cause your a stuck up bitch who doesnt know how to ever be happy doesnt mean you should go around trying to make other people miserable. dont be surprised when your in your 60's and you've still never had a boyfriend.
bwhahaha_fml 10
snicker has commented. let the fight begin
anti_average 5
Actually I found his response: "I pity the fool that snickers while doodling" rather amusing! Perhaps you should just get a sense of humor Snickerdoodles? You seem smart so i think you can manage! ^^
CASSIDIZZLE95 0
haha nice
MetroidSlayer01 8
I always look forward to snicker's comments (or at least the war that follows)
sublimaze 6
YDI for allowing him to sponge off you. you might as well stencil your name on your doormat
ReyEr9412 0
YDI for not having that tumor removed... jk but that sucks for the OP. Give him a deadline to move out.
rbkhockey33 0
i love how snickerdoodle's new pic is in black and white so people wont see her red hair. dont kid yourself, we all know that youre a ginger.
kintella 6
Wtf ? your fault for letting him live of you.
anti_average 5
^ What is your point? So she may have some form of Scottish/Irish heritage in her, so what? Here's something defensible though, you're an ass, and you're probably gonna get a serious beating one day if you haven't already. I don't mean the physical kind either. I mean the kind that actually does "FYL". Good day, asshole!
steph8608 0
kick that mooch out!
nevermindbitch 0
sucks to be you.
phuckurlyfe 0
that sucks ass
westonjust 2
Gas*
bella_coza 0
you need to boot his ass to the curb,there comes a time when it's not ok to let family mooch off of you YDI for putting up with his loser ass all this time.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
couldn't have said it better.
TheTruth1428 0
I agree with 4. Yes it sucks, but did you really expect any different from him? He's a leech and you allow it. Grow a pair and kick him out, he's not your responsibility. If you insist on keeping him, make sure to set up some strict rules and if he doesn't follow them, kick him out. #1 thing on the list, make his sorry ass get a job, then pay you back for both the ticket and the gas, then make him start paying rent.
jennjennsofly 7
wow fyl buh maybe tell him to get a job and kick him outta ya house if he just causes more finacial problems for you
Tedet 0
How big was this ticket? Like those ones you get on game shows?
grapisy 8
thumbs up for the profile pic
Luce_del_sole 0
Kick him the **** out and make him pay. Regardless of if he's unemployed.
_Damien_ 0
How can he pay if he's unemployed?
adybotchev 0
i guess thats what happens when u let him use ur car but i still think its not ur fault
bdr_fml 0
he's your brother. stop complaining and start helping him
bella_coza 0
OP has been helping him,there is only so much help one can offer a person before it becomes to much. there is a time to say enough is enough,it's OP's time to say it.
LtHoward 0
I completely agree with you Snickerdoodles. Have your brother learn to take care of himself OP, if you keep taking care of him he will never learn, he's not a little kid anymore. I say this assuming your brother has spent way too much time leeching off of you.