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Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36491) - you deserved it (1813)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

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oh my god, I would effing flip

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:10am by jf7609

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time to emancipate

#4 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am by DeadHorseman

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