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Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22408) - you deserved it (1055)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:04am - money - by Julia - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow that sucks. I don't think anyone can truly think that you deserved this.

#7 - On 02/26/2010 at 6:10am by lettertjes

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Just because some of you are jealous about the fact that she even had help in the first place doesn't mean you have to be dicks about it. Yes, she should work for her own money, but how do you know she doesn't/wont when she's old enough? She's lucky enough to be in a family with the means to help her, gives her a much better start in life than most of us, and yeah its nasty to have to watch people get an easy start while the rest of us have to work our butts off, but it still doesn't call for "ydi, daddy shouldn't be paying your way". Daddy should help out if he can, thats what daddies are there for.

#49 - On 02/26/2010 at 6:21pm by Babblez

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