[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

#833140 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (12238) - you deserved it (100074)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

More FMLs?

creepermagnet's life also sucks
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for...

juliet's life also sucks
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were...

blovesg also deserved it
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag....

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!