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Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56205) - you deserved it (3532)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

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I would never go anywhere with her again. Nice to know that your dignity is worth less than 2 games of bowling to her.

#4 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:20pm by Mel

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Your mom ADD much?

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:08pm by Seegtease

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