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Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks (44464) - you deserved it (2500)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

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