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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34690) - you deserved it (10835)

On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version

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Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:02pm by idkweird

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You deserve it for allowing your son access to anything that contains that amount of money and for not watching him better. No wonder why kids nowadays seem to be getting dumb and behave like douchebags. You still have time though, become a good parent and stop whining about things you have control of, or should have control of (in other words control your kid and get off the damn computer).

#3 - On 02/04/2010 at 2:04pm by jlemaire

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