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Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30209) - you deserved it (2428)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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Similar thing happened to my grandfather, he found his own obituary in the newspaper. His response was to walk half a mile to our house through the cow pasture, since apparently this was too good to be told over the phone, and walk up in our yard waving his cane and yelling "somebody's jumped the gun! Ain't dead yet!".

#7 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:28am by fed_up_thespian

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You need Medium, the Ghost Whisperer and John Edwards.

#2 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:16am by flying_vegan

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