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Today, I had a promo code for a free Redbox movie. Since I knew exactly which movie I wanted, I parked in a handicapped space because it was super close and I was cold. I didn't think anyone would notice, but apparently the cop that parked beside my car did. My free movie cost me $100. FML


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On 01/05/2010 at 12:28pm - money - by handi-crap (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Of course it was super close. Handicapped people generally can't get around very well. F their lives if they had to park in a far away normal space because you can't handle twelve seconds of cold.

#1 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:18pm by RyeBreadBoy

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You deserved it. Nothing else to say, really.

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:19pm by GIRAFFES

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