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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (8363)

On 01/03/2010 at 3:21pm - money - by brokeandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

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Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

#7 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:14pm by LetsGoSox

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The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

#10 - On 01/03/2010 at 8:18pm by turdburgers

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