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Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23373) - you deserved it (7757)

On 12/22/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by DumbLackofLuck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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waiting until the last minute is a lame move but we've all done that before.

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 7:20pm by txgirl09

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The EXACT same thing happened to me. But I have very few gifts left to buy, and my bank (Scotiabank) is awesome and will unfreeze my account and give me a new card and PIN right on the spot.

#4 - On 12/22/2009 at 7:25pm by twoknives

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