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Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28411) - you deserved it (4496)

On 12/20/2009 at 12:13am - money - by Fml37 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Look on the bright side; by taking that taxi you saved all the money you would've lost if you were fired for not showing up.

#9 - On 12/20/2009 at 7:09am by gnarlhodo

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It happens that the stage sets collapse. Rising, streetcar, four hours in the office or the factory, meal, streetcar, four hours of work, meal, sleep and Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday according to the same rhythm — this path is easily followed most of the time. But one day the "why" arises and everything begins in that weariness tinged with amazement.-Albert Camus
You have just realized the absurdity of existence.

#2 - On 12/20/2009 at 6:10am by djb1034

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