Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4748) - you totally deserved it (36838)
On 09/30/2009 at 9:22pm - money - by GetMoney (man) - United States (Arizona)
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that really sucks.
but you deserved it for forgetting the password.
*FIRST*
#1 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:12am by guppyskater
did you try clicking on contact info and sending them a e-mail
#71 - On 10/01/2009 at 1:06pm by voodootrucker
If you've seen a mansword ramming into a lovehole, you've pretty much seen it all. And if you're looking for the really messed up stuff, there's entire websites dedicated to that...and they're FREE.
Oh man you just reminded me that I DID see a mansword today.
It was a dildo in the shape of a sword. I lol'd.
#92 - On 10/01/2009 at 8:38pm by DameGreyWulf
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:21am by ActionManly
And you didn't notice the money being drained from your account?
#6 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:24am by Astronomical
Well, from my hormone driven days, I seem to remember it's pretty fair to say that some pay sites are VASTLY superior to most of the free sites. However... still not worth the cost...
#8 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:26am by thatpianoguy612
contact credit card company and tell them to cancel the subscription. It might be a little awkward but better than shelling out all that cash.
What a dick move. They really have the balls to charge you thirty bucks without your approval? They seriously screwed you. I'd go anal on them.
#12 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:35am by cadre
A refreshly honest FML that's actually believable. FYL & YDI.
#14 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:49am by Bloodknight
I subscribe to a certain site and can say there is a significant quality difference.... but not $30
#18 - On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am by masonfactor
Sucks to be you! Coulda been spankin it all this time had you remembered. I understand wanting to sign up for orn, free porn just isn't as good as pay porn but it'll do in a pinch ; ) cheers!
YDI for supplying your credit card information to a porn site. That shit isn't worth paying for most of the time, never mind when you can get it for free on the net from millions of sources.
Paid porn is better than those free porn video sites. But still not worth it IMO.
#27 - On 10/01/2009 at 4:39am by WonderBlunder
1. Porn is free too.
2. Password reset..?
3. They usually have a number you can call.
4. If it involves a trial that eventually will charge you more, ALWAYS write down your information.
You realize you're on the INTERNET where there's shitload of free porn that's enough to get you off right?
You gave credit details on a trial signup? Good job.
#38 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:52am by captainhusspants
and thats the reason we don't enter our credit card numers into our computer for a free trial
#39 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:55am by WhyworldWhy
what site, porn or not, password-based does NOT have a Password Reset option?
YDI for Paying for porn you didn't enjoy.
FYL for being a dumbass. I pity and laugh at you at the same time.
#46 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:00am by SarahinSane
This is how u judge whether using your CC or not. If the company can think to themself, "He'll be too embarassed to sue us", that's when you don't use it. They know they can get away with charging as long as they can. Never give a CC for anything genital or sexually related.
#47 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:02am by FlaminYawn
First off, lets get over the whole "you can watch it for free" thing because it's been repeated so many times.
If you're old enough to have the credit card and get porn, then you should be old enough to read (we will also assume that you typed this fml on your own). Most porn sites have a number you can call on the billing screen to assist you with anything. You can either call them directly and fix it with them (it's you're credit card, you have the number and the ID to prove its you), or you can call the bank directly and have them stop the charges.
YDI for being a dumbass.
Since we're on the topic of literacy, how about you go back to grade 1 English class and learn the difference between "you're" and "your." Here's a tip. If you can't remember, replace it with "you are." If it makes sense, then it's "you're." If not, it's probably "your." Next time you attempt an insult, ensure you use proper language.
#49 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:51am by IronWarrior
If you're going to insult someone over the internet, address all the grammatical errors, not just the easiest to identify.
#74 - On 10/01/2009 at 1:55pm by babygraprefruit
If you're going to complain about how I do things and think you can do a better job, then shut your yap and just do it yourself.
#121 - On 11/01/2009 at 1:31pm by IronWarrior
duh...call your bank and tell them to refuse charges from the site...the site will respond by canceling your account.
#52 - On 10/01/2009 at 8:19am by protooler31
If you were half smart you would call the credit card company and get that taken care of. Or stop being a lonely douche fag and get a real girl your lonely POS
Most guys use porn even with girlfriends because of their high sex drive and testosterone levels however good their sex life may be with their partner. Too bad mate looks like you ran out :(
Also, just stop being dick if i'm honest :/
#55 - On 10/01/2009 at 9:03am by muserule99
Maybe, but why would you watch the stuff you have to pay for? You can watch your girlfriend for free.
#85 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:13pm by Best_Loser
Most expensive wank eva!
Oh yea and you totally deserve it for actually putting your card details onto a porn site.. even if it was a free offer. You NEVER put your credit card details on a porn site!
Man you need to get a life! You really have nothing better to do? So sad.
#75 - On 10/01/2009 at 2:06pm by SNOTTYBONES
so you entered your credit card details anyway? and most websites let you recover passwords!! loser.
#79 - On 10/01/2009 at 3:22pm by yourMUMSgash
hey man i know what ur going through. the exact same shit happened o me, except I wanted to get rid of it. I ended up having to get a new credit card because of fraudulent charges. Word to the Wise, Never put your credit card on a porn site
#80 - On 10/01/2009 at 4:11pm by bassfromhell
Seriously, go get a girlfriend or something. Just sitting there wanking yourself all day is sad and nasty.
#81 - On 10/01/2009 at 4:18pm by ohiokanoli
Look, if you're going to go about that sort of thing, you really ought to keep track of it. Write it down for God's sake. Or, if you're still in a place where you can't for fear of it being discovered (that is to say, your parent's house, you twelve-year-old) BE CAREFUL. Check around for sites that don't charge. I'm not saying, by any means, don't do porn. I used to, myself. Just run an anti-virus program after every go.
What're you waiting for?- recover that password, take a leave of absence from work for "medical" reasons, and jack off at least 6 times a day this month before they charge you again, in order to get your money's worth. No problem.
So you're saying that if he takes 30 days off, jacks off six times each day, he will get his $180 worth? So that means each j/o session is worth a dollar. That's a lot of buck for your bang.
#95 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:06am by doof_fisch
lol wow. Which site is it? I'm a customer service rep for bangbros, realitykings, and a few others, I may be able to help you out.
#96 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:17am by shaerbear00
Also, in defense of my job...ydi...when you're giving your cc info online, read the fine print, and no matter which site it was, it definitely told you to cancel within the trial period, otherwise you'd be billed for the full access membership when it recurs. Which is what happened. Good going.
#97 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:21am by shaerbear00
YDI: (a) you shouldn't be looking at porn, because it corrupts your mind and can destroy families, and (b) How can you not have checked your bank statement for SIX MONTHS?
Here's a thought #99
You are fairly obviously a women, by the style of your typing, and more than likely, one younger than 25 judging by the capitalisation you used. Every guy you have ever had a relationship has watched porn. Every guy you will ever have a relationship will have seen it at some point. More than likely the guy you are seeing now is still watching it.
It doesn't ruin families, what it does do is make insecure women panic and then ruin their family, because they can't bear the fact that the man is doing something sexual without them. Quite happily you could ignore it, or incorporate it into your relationship. However, you don't and a bitch-athon ensues, and you storm off. Also, it doesn't corrupt anyone's mind. In fact, it can help relationships regain some passion as people try new things. It's not as if you watch porn and suddenly you are a mindless vegetable sitting at the desk. So there's point (a) satisfied.
Onto Point (b). Have you ever thought that quite possibly the OP earns a decent wage. Most men do not check the fine details of their account, only the opening balance, and closing balance each month. As long as the money is there, we are happy. I'm guessing he could quite easily miss $30 a month, especially if his wage is $X thousand a month, which is a realistic amount.
Thanks for being so naive, and allowing me to vent some built up anger at idiotic comments on the internet.
That's kinda sexist if you ask me, but you did prove points in a semi validated way.
#109 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:16am by Arsenic_Cupcake
Hahaha oh wow its really been a while since I've seen someone skillfully and intelligently embarrass someone else. Well played sir!
I don't say stuff about porn cause like all straight watch it whether or not they admit it. but this is a big YDI for paying for porn.. sorry bud
#100 - On 10/02/2009 at 8:01am by ifinishlast
www.youjizz.com
www.tube8.com
www.pornhub.com
your free porn websites. enjoy
#101 - On 10/02/2009 at 8:03am by ifinishlast
Cancel the direct debit at the bank, and mail the site webmaster to explain what happened. It does suck that you lost all that money, though. I imagine there's no real way of getting it back.
Someone tell me...How does watching porn automatically make one a perv?
Someone might not have a good love life and can just get off with porn. THat doesnt make them a perv.
Also OP may have used the trial then never went back to the site for a while.
OP FYL
#112 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:16pm by Rubiks_Dude
There's nothing wrong with porn, you guys!
But YDI for being forgetful, *and* for not closely checking your statement monthly, every time.
#113 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:29pm by CosmicPossum
with so much free porn on the web, why would you ever pay for it?
holy hell, desperate and dumb. that could be a deadly combination.
YDI u idiot for paying for 1 of those 3 day trials.Everbody who has looked online for porn has seen them and read the smallprint that says that after the 3 days it shoots up to you having to pay full whack for shit porn.
i agree #114 why would u want to waste money when you can get it for free?#
OP just tell ur bank/buiding society to stop allowing the transfers
I had to deal with the same problem once.
Call your bank and arrange a meeting. Claim the transactions were unauthorized, because they actually were, being hidden prices and all.
Say the company they're sending the bill through (the one that's charging you) doesn't show any way for you to cancel these withdrawals. And that they put you information up publicly so you can see what your personal information without even having an account there.
Ask for the company's phone number, call them, sound pissed but under control, tell them the charges were unauthorized and you would like to cancel any related subscriptions AND that you want a refund.
When I did it, my bank was even willing to sue the companies (yes that's right, two) that did that to me in order to get my money back and gain some for themselves. But a week after I called the companies my accounts were canceled, the money was deposited into my accounts, and the back flipped the overdraft fee!
2 places I go for free porn - free-porn-planet.com and freepornmags.net
Enjoy! Pay for Porn LOLOLOL
#117 - On 10/19/2009 at 11:07pm by freedom6995
They say the vast majority of the Internet consists of two things: porn and complaining. This has both lol.
Also, www.pornotube.com
you're welcome lol
#122 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:58pm by DynamicDave
