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Today, and for the third time this week, my bank manager called me to tell me that my account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem to understand that my wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML


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On 12/10/2008 at 6:09am - money - by dmlk - Sent from mobile version

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If you know exactly when your paycheck hits your account, why are you spending money you know you don't have? It happens on accident every now and then, but it sounds like this happens a lot to you.

#7 - On 06/18/2009 at 10:57am by bumg6186

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ydi for being dumb and not knowing how to manage an account. I work at the bank and you're one type of customers I can't stand.

#8 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:36pm by lilfuzz409

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