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Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72016) - you deserved it (4221)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

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Gah.. your family sucks

#1 - On 08/15/2009 at 6:55am by chibihotaru

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Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.

#9 - On 08/15/2009 at 7:05am by Jemm

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