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Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML


I agree, your life sucks (48597) - you deserved it (4799)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:11am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Now you can go together!

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:11pm by pommeblossom

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wow that sucks!!
you should have talked to his folks about what they planned on gettin though. ive had this happen many times, it just wasnt as expensive.

#1 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:10pm by steffikah

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