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Today, my fiance and I toured our dream home. I was so excited about it that I posted all kinds of pictures of it on Facebook. My Boss' daughter just called and said she loved my pictures so much she made an offer on the house. We were 1 week away from making an offer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (20977)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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