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Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 4:55pm - money - by california (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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You'd be surprised how much money hobos make.

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 8:38pm by keke

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This reminds me of the time I gave a begger some money, and saw her leave a store with a pack of cigarettes a few minutes later.

If you think about it, a beggar only needs to have 7 people give them a dollar every hour to make as much as someone in a minimum wage job--more, once you factor in taxes. Then you have the occasional people who give a 10 or a 20. Of course, this all depends on a wise choice of location.

#12 - On 03/14/2009 at 9:17pm by cthulhu1138

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