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Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm - money - by what people do for money - United States (Texas)

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Maybe the bet was that he wouldn't be brave enough to compliment you? He might think you really are pretty.

#2 - On 07/18/2014 at 5:57pm by mxij

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What a bunch of assholes :/

#1 - On 07/18/2014 at 5:57pm by ElricMustang

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