Today, I went to the public library for the first time ever. The librarian told me I couldn't get a library card because I had an outstanding balance of $130.00 from 1995. I was born in 1991. FML

by library book / 07/10/2014 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Money

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  • Did you forget to return "Everybody Poops?"

    #1 - On 07/10/2014 at 6:39am by tomal0

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  • Kudos to you, I couldn't even shit properly at that age and you were a hardcore book nerd!

    #2 - On 07/10/2014 at 6:40am by Stazza11

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