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Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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I'm not sure if it's just the wording of this, but it sounds like the OP didn't ask their girlfriend for the money, in which case YDI. If it is just the wording, then FYL, and sorry for assuming anything else.

#2 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:17pm by cocainewhore

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That's really stupid... Even if it was your girlfriends bag, you should ask anyone if you are borrowing money.

#1 - On 02/16/2014 at 1:16pm by 746278Ab

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