Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Tobyhanna, United States
Creepy
Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML
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lilmslady 11
yeah thats not weird at all....
rdenkewicz 11
He must love the Patriot Act!
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rdenkewicz 11
He must love the Patriot Act!
picante72 24
He must be an NSA agent.
OperationAxis 10
I don't think I'd know how to react in a situation like that so I'd probably just punch him in the throat..
elibel 16
Get rich or die tryin'.
juicydroppop 6
op must have a ton of privacy at her house
HerMischief 21
who said op was a girl? guys have sleep over too ya know.
lilhellian 26
The little gender icon is a pretty good clue.
HerMischief 21
why the heck is everyone assuming op is a girl???? IT DOESN'T SAY THAT
abbykadabby 8
There's the gender thing it the top left corner
Way2Fast8 20
Why is every one saying it doesn't show what gender? IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE!
Clay_Pidgeon 11
You dense ************... Its says that OP is a girl at the top of the FML.
Rainhawk94 27
#56 I'm not sure if you're a compete moron or a troll, probably both
Brainnnnz 19
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE YELLING??!!
mrlopez 13
It's too noisy in this thread to be heard.
sp4ksu_fml 9
LOUD NOISES!!
beerlaoisawesome 10
Save the typing - #56 is a moron
lilmslady 11
yeah thats not weird at all....
hahatofunny 20
I wonder what he was looking for.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Hopefully not their underwear
littlem91 29
That's a creepy thought. I hoped he was just checking they weren't turning his daughter into a drug addict or something less creepy.
HerMischief 21
who said op was a girl...?
piedpiper303 29
The gender icon in the corner
FangirlingAlways 14
Why does no one look at the gender icon?
littlem91 29
Oh, the poor gender icon, staying lonely and ignored in the corner, never looked at, never spoken to, its very soul dwindling away, minute by minute, FML by FML.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Windows Phones, at least, do not show gender or location.
gmc_blossom 21
Or maybe some people don't know the difference between the male and female icons. Just a thought, lol.
littlem91 29
#106 - YDI for having a windows phone. Android rocks. Even Apple is better than windows!
tiptoppc 19
On iOS, it doesn’t have one. I’m using the FML app from the appstore. Most things people complain about is missing in my frontend gui.
PrincessCastiel 27
He was just trying to be a good Host Just a bit creepy...
jellybeens_fml 16
Good hosts totally look through other peoples stuff !
OctoDope 15
Or maybe he was playing "customs" where they dig though your things... Maybe after that he selected a few of OP's friends for full cavity searches.
raininginseattle 9
Not if he was only looking to add to his panty collection. Oh. Wait. That is creepy. Yikes. Sorry. Responded to Erin comment. I only know how to edit my post but not delete it.
La_Coruna 8
Did he find anything good?
JMichael 25
Just some Tampons and maxi pads.
j_cat187 19
Unless the girl has a heavy flow that sounds a bit redundant.
kinky44 28
Hes doing it so he can afford to get his daughter a much needed heart transplant. Also, your dad has something he needs to tell you.
minesbiggerr 25
What the ****? Wrong FML mayhap?
littlem91 29
I'm thinking movie plot. Either John Q (2002): "A down-on-his luck father, whose insurance won't cover his son's heart transplant, takes the hospital's emergency room hostage until the doctors agree to perform the operation." Or far less likely, Inhale (2010): "A couple goes to dangerous lengths to find a lung donor for their daughter." Or a film my 30 second Google search didn't find.
OctoDope 15
And why would there be hearts ready for transplant in the suitcases may I ask?
ExoticWaffles 14
So they can't get broken.
amb95x 17
I'd kick him and tell him to stop thinking he's Tom Cruise in MI.
jojimugo 20
I don't remember Tom sneaking around sleepovers checking shit out .... Not unless there is a Mission impossible 4 I don't know about
science-teacher 15
Pretty sure there is a mission impossible 4...Ghost protocol?
PrincessCastiel 27
This makes me think of the episode of Spongebob, "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?" Haha they broke into his mom's house and grabbed her underwear... yup
jellybeens_fml 16
PAAAAAAANTYYYYYY RAAAAAID !!!!!!!!!!!!! -MY FACE SAYS IT ALL
ArianaLuvU 14
Aww. He's curious about girls:)
purbur 9
I don't know if that's exactly his type of curiosity in this situation.
glabberfasted 16
I'm assuming you misread the FML and thought it said "brother" instead of "father." Because otherwise your comment is creepy.
Freethaawave 19
Purbur & gabber ........ She made a joke.
gabbi630 16
His house, his things!
expectcriticism 13
So if you went over to a friend's house and you saw her creeper dad going through your things you'd just be like "oh hey that's fine, I'm at your house go ahead and take my tampons and my wallet while you're at it" ?
HerMischief 21
who said op was a girl...?
glabberfasted 16
54 - Uh, the FML. It shows the gender of the poster.
Wakachulak 22
Er, no #22. This does not apply to his daughter either.
gottageek 17
@54, you've posted this at least 3 times. Read the responses for ***** sake. There is a gender icon. The one that's shaped to look like a person indicates female, ergo, we can all tell it says op is of the female persuasion.
thatkidmal 15
*theme song to Mission Impossible plays*