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Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:50pm - money - by and she blames me -_- (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Ass-bandit?

#1 - On 10/13/2013 at 8:08pm by Peachy2392

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That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(

#3 - On 10/13/2013 at 8:08pm by Kamon97

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