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Today my mother informd me that we r no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead she and her group of continuously drunk friends r going to Vegas because "We could win the jackpot and take u on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (49688) - you deserved it (3228)

On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

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Hopefully she'll forget this idea when she sobers up. I mean, I hope she's drunk. This is not a rational idea.

#3 - On 09/10/2013 at 12:58pm by moonsalt

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There's always a first time! Look on the bright side...

#1 - On 09/10/2013 at 12:56pm by Aksta

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