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Today, my mother informed me that we are no longer taking my graduation trip to New York. Instead, she and her group of continuously drunk friends are going to Vegas because, "We could win the jackpot and take you on an even bigger trip to New York!" She's never won anything in her whole life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45170) - you deserved it (2618)

On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

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Hopefully she'll forget this idea when she sobers up. I mean, I hope she's drunk. This is not a rational idea.

#3 - On 09/10/2013 at 12:58pm by moonsalt

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