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Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

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Evil Granny strikes again.

#1 - On 05/29/2013 at 7:19am by TourettesGuyFTW

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Just because she's a thief doesnt mean your good deed means nothing. Don't let bitch granny stop you from being awesome!

#3 - On 05/29/2013 at 7:21am by Aczidraindrop420

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