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Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

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He should at least give you your dollar back. Sorry OP, some people just happen to be pricks.

#1 - On 05/09/2013 at 3:44am by vencku

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break a window & tell him to fix it with your $200

#2 - On 05/09/2013 at 3:44am by Dodge4x4Ram

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