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Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)

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That's why restaurants should include gratuity on the bill for large parties. Sorry OP :(

#2 - On 03/25/2013 at 11:09am by LO388

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Hey, free firewood!

#3 - On 03/25/2013 at 11:09am by AHappyGoth

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