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Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:40am - money - by ch (woman) - United States (California)

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well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:07am by fucking_eat_me

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Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:07am by d101

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