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Today, my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (1733)

On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

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What right does she have going in your room, anyway?

Every girl knows you never touch a 'box' without asking...

#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 1:18pm by queenofirony

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I have a theory: Your mother knew they were Christmas presents and threw them out anyway. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but your mother is in fact the Grinch.

#4 - On 11/25/2012 at 1:20pm by HighlandShadows

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