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Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (2647)

On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

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Smooth haggler.

#1 - On 11/06/2012 at 2:20am by littlehollycocks

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After a certain age, the filter comes off and grandparents seem to do whatever they want.

#5 - On 11/06/2012 at 2:22am by katymack

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