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Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (1606)

On 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm - money - by BrokeAsFuck - United States

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What are parents teaching their kids these days?

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 2:45am by foxholeathiest

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Sounds like quite the role model you've got there.

#3 - On 10/19/2012 at 2:48am by BulldogHoops

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